"...no matter what you think you think..." - Spencer Tracy, Adams Rib
"Living with your folks..." - Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
"...I'm the boss. Need the info." - Mike Myers, Austin Powers
"...a world full of ignorant people is too dangerous to live in" - William Holden, Born Yesterday
"You're just not couth!" - Judy Holliday, Born Yesterday
"I will lie, cheat, steal for this company..." - Dick Simmons, Brigadoon
"Do women think it feminine to be so illogical?" - Cary Grant, Charade
A comment on The Federal Budget - Cary Grant, Charade
"...it's a Hawaiin..." - Burns & Allen, A Damsel in Distress
"This is a gala day for you..." - Margaret Dumont & Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
"...if that isn't an insult, I don't know what is" - Louis Calhern & Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
"Well, maybe I am a little headstrong..." - Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
"A tax is a terrible, hairy, liberal monster..." - Michael J. Fox, Family Ties
"I'll bet you thought I was all through..." - Eddie Cantor, A Few Moments with Eddie Cantor
"You live above your income..." - Thelma Ritter & Kirk Douglas, For Love or Money
"Haven't you ever seen a Cary Grant movie?" - Kirk Douglas, For Love or Money
Address to the troops 1779 - Jack Benny , George Washington Slept Here
"A zombie has no will of his own..." - Richard Carlson & Bob Hope, The Ghostbreakers
"...the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys..." - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
"...I've been Reaganized" - Jane Wyman, Hollywood Canteen
"I've gotta' stay here, but..." - Groucho Marx, Horse Feathers
"De gustibus non est disuptandum" - William Powell, How to Marry a Millionaire
"...I guess the best man won" - Buster Keaton, In the Good Old Summertime
"Ah, yes. Well you know what Kipling said..." - Hugh Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster
"A pig? Maybe. But a shrewd level headed pig..." - Hugh Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster
"If that doesn't leave me without a stain on my character..." - Hugh Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster
"What about the oof situation..." - Hugh Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster
"Is something amiss..." - Hugh Laurie, Jeeves & Wooster
"Look, if you get paid for idleness grab it you fool!" - Keenan Wynn, My Dear Secretary
"I'm gonna' tell the land lady on you..." - Irene Ryan & Keenan Wynn, My Dear Secretary
"...I thought they knew our account" - Kirk Douglas & Keenan Wynn, My Dear Secretary
"Oliver Stone is..." - Walter Connolly, Nothing Sacred
"...Look, why don't you just run for Congress and let us alone..." - Dorothy Lamour & Bob Hope, The Road to Rio
"In a life-time of tears and laughter..." - Bing Crosby, The Road to Rio
"My mind is working all the time -- wheels are turning" - Bing Crosby, The Road to Rio
"...we'll soon have enough to pay the tax" - Crosby & Hope, The Road to Zanzibar
"Twentieth century? I could pick a century out of a hat..." - Walter Hampden, Sabrina
"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most." - Robert Duvall, Secondhand Lions
"Your small minds are musclebound with suspicion..." - Danny Kaye, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
"...remind me to go into this business of swinging" - David Nivin, Thank You, Jeeves
"I've waited years to tell you what you can do with your job..." - Gig Young & Cary Grant, That Touch of Mink
"You know the trouble I have sleeping? Well I've solved it..." - Gig Young, That Touch of Mink
"You're really into computers, huh?" - Ally Sheedy & Matthew Broderick, War Games
"You're not supposed to see any of that stuff..." - Eddie Deezen & Matthew Broderick, War Games
"...you might look for a back door..." - Maury Chaykin & Eddie Deezen, War Games
"Shall we play a game?" - WOPR, War Games
"Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?" - Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz
"...What's the sense of abolishing the thing you're trying to protect?" - Spencer Tracy, Woman of The Year
"You don't speak English, do you Charlie?" - Spencer Tracy, Woman of The Year

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